Jiggling Uteruses

A friend of mine, let's call him Hikari, once taught me how to jiggle ovaries, by poking a girl from the outside. But when it comes to jiggling the uterus, the Government of Karnataka (BBMP) has got it down pat. For some reason, they have allowed great big craterous potholes to develop on the road of Koromangala, Jayanagar, Indiranagar and other crowded areas.

The idea is simple. To jiggle a uterus, you suddenly dig up the  roads and leave craters that are shallow enough  for one to ride over, but deep enough for the bike or car to hit hard. The result....the uterus jiggles. But thinking further....all these craters seem to happen near traffic signals. So maybe it is actually so that the woman's boobs jiggle to...an incentive for the sex depraved gentlemen who work as traffic police....just so they can lech at the women or pretty boys who go by.Well at least this is how it seems when you see them stare at you doing nothing, even when you're deliberately breaking a rule in the city. I once caught a policeman standing under a huge "DO NOT LITTER" sign, with a pile of litter beside him. 

So the point of this blog is....if you want your uterus jiggled, please drive on the roads of Bangalore. If you're lucky, someone might even coop a feel.............